Us Basic Bitches

We know who we are and we carry no shame in a our social media outpours of pumpkin spice and furry boots. We are proud and loud in our fight for filtered pictures making us cats and our love of all things pink. We are basic bitches! 

While, we may know all things in coffee shop language, we do not know all things sex toy language. We just assume the associate behind the counter will understand our basic needs and color schemes. Which we are not wrong about! We tell them its our first toy, if we want internal or external and our favorite color...and like magic...they take us to it. 

 

We have a vibrator with a cute butterfly that has a g-spot and clit stimulator, a bullet, and toy cleaner. We have no idea where we want to begin so we walk the entire store before agreeing they were actual magicians and got it all right. As we get ready to check out we discover pheromone perfumes and shave creams and realize we have been missing out on so many tips and tricks! Like did you know that a vajayjay shrink cream is real and that you can use it for under eye bags? Bitch, me either! 

 We slowly discover that our basic needs are just now beginning to get filled and that we have found our new language! As a special thank you to us basic bitches you will find all the Calexotic toys are on sale, just in time for holiday wish lists!

 

From one of your own, happy holidays bitches! 

 

-Lil One 

 

 

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